Apple iPad 64GB with Wi-Fi & 3G – $479.99

All Just A Big Misunderstanding

Superheroes may be invulnerable on the outside, but inside they get hurt just like you and me.

“Stand down, Mutant People! I know we’ve been friends in the past and saved the world side-by-side countless times, Eyebeams, but The Vindicators will stop you if we must!”

Stay out of this, Captain Throws-A-Shield! I know I’ve said this many times before and been wrong on each and every occasion, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t your fight this time! I think. Anyway, just back off while we blow up a few city blocks due to a secret agenda that I simply cannot just tell you about even though you and I have a mutual respect and friendship that literally spans decades.

“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Eyebeams! Though the members of our respective teams have been known to be great pals over the years, sob with grief at one another’s funerals, and then cheer with joy over the inevitable resurrections that follow, we cannot allow you to steal the President’s Apple iPad 64GB with Wi-Fi & 3G, even if it means tearing those relationships apart for a period of a few months or so!”

If it means securing the Apple Recertified iPad with 9.7-inch, high-resolution LED-backlit IPS display and Multi-touch capability, I’m willing to risk it! It’s not just the best way to experience the web, email, photos, and video through hundreds of thousands of apps, but its 64GB storage also holds the very FATE OF THE WORLD!

“And what about the fate of US, Eyebeams? Or doesn’t that mean anything to you anymore?”

Kevin… I mean, Captain… Look, it’s nothing personal. It’s just the job, that’s all.

“There it is. It’s always the same old excuse with you, Eyebeams. ‘It’s just the job.’ I thought what we have is more important than spandex and explosions, but I guess I was wrong, wasn’t I?”

Come on, Kev, don’t be this way in front of the others. Look, let’s just focus on your team fighting us for the iPad, huh? Aren’t you going to ask me about the importance of the Wi-Fi and cellular 3G or the up to 10 hours of battery life? I’m telling you, once you figure it all out, you’re going to feel pretty sheepish about all this.

“Oh, so it’s up to ME to figure out YOUR agenda again. We can’t just be open and honest with each other, no. You know what? Fine. Steal the President’s stupid iPad if that’s what makes you happy! Maybe the iPad will listen to your late-night blubbering about all your self-doubt on the phone at 3am like I do. Come on, Vindicators. We’re done here.”

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Apple

Condition: Apple Recertified

Features:

A design that’s thin, light, and brilliant. This First Generation iPad has a 9.7-inch, high-resolution LED-backlit IPS display and incredible Multi-Touch capability. Yet it’s thin and light enough to take anywhere
The best way to experience the web, email, photos, and video. Page through websites, write an email, flick through photos, or watch a movie with just the touch of a finger
Right now you can discover over a thousand apps on the App Store made just for iPad — with more coming every day. And if that’s not enough, you can also run almost 200,000 iPhone apps
Fast Internet access over Wi-Fi and 3G (AT&T only – 3G data plan must be purchased seperately)
Introducing iBooks. A new way to read and buy books. Download the free iBooks app from the App Store. More than a great ebook reader, it’s also an amazing place to browse and shop for books

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Specifications:
Capacity:	64GB flash drive
Processor:	1GHz Apple A4 custom-designed, high-performance, low-power system-on-a-chip
Display:	9.7-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy widescreen Multi-Touch display with IPS technology, 1024-by-768-pixel resolution at 132 pixels per inch (ppi); Fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating; Support for display of multiple languages and characters simultaneously
Battery & Power:	Built-in 25-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery; Up to 10 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi, watching video, or listening to music; Up to 9 hours of surfing the web using 3G data network; Charging via power adapter or USB to computer system
Input and Output:	Dock connector port; 3.5-mm stereo headphone jack; Built-in speaker, microphone; Micro-SIM card tray
Sensors:	Accelerometer; Ambient light sensor
Wireless & Cellular:	Wi-Fi (802.11a/b/g/n); Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR technology; UMTS/HSDPA (850, 1900, 2100 MHz); GSM/EDGE (850, 900, 1800, 1900 MHz); Data only
Audio Playback:	Frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz; Audio formats supported: HE-AAC (V1), AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV; User-configurable maximum volume limit
TV and Video:	Support for 1024 by 768 pixels with Dock Connector to VGA Adapter; 576p and 480p with Apple Component AV Cable; 576i and 480i with Apple Composite AV Cable; H.264 video up to 720p, 30 frames per second, Main Profile level 3.1 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps per channel, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; Motion JPEG (M-JPEG) up to 35 Mbps, 1280 by 720 pixels, 30 frames per second, audio in ulaw, PCM stereo audio in .avi file format
Mail Attachment Support:	Viewable document types: .jpg, .tiff, .gif (images); .doc and .docx (Microsoft Word); .htm and .html (web pages); .key (Keynote); .numbers (Numbers); .pages (Pages); .pdf (Preview and Adobe Acrobat); .ppt and .pptx (Microsoft PowerPoint); .txt (text); .rtf (rich text format); .vcf (contact information); .xls and .xlsx (Microsoft Excel)
Languages:	Language support for English, French, German, Japanese, Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Simplified Chinese, Russian; Keyboard support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French (France, Canada), German, Japanese (QWERTY), Dutch, Flemish, Spanish, Italian, Simplified Chinese (Handwriting and Pinyin), Russian; Dictionary support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French, French (Canadian), French (Swiss), German, Japanese, Dutch, Flemish, Spanish, Italian, Simplified Chinese (Handwriting and Pinyin), Russian
Location:	Wi-Fi; Digital compass; Assisted GPS; Cellular
Accessibility:	Support for playback of closed-captioned content; VoiceOver screen reader; Full-screen zoom magnification; White on black display; Mono audio
Dimensions:	9.56″(H) x 7.47″(W) x 0.5″(D)
Weight:	1.6 lbs

In the box:

Apple FC497LL/A iPad 64GB with Wi-Fi & 3G (First Generation) (AT&T only – 3G data plan must be purchased seperately)
USB Cable
AC Adapter
SIM Removal Tool

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