‘Katy Perry – Ellen DeGeneres – I Kissed a Girl – I’ll Kiss A Girl [Parody MadTV HQ With Lyrics]
Hi, hello, I’d like to take this chance To pose a serious question How come folks get warm in their pants When they see two girls Frenching Which gets their blood flowing They think it’s sexy and obscene But unlike Lindsay Lohan To me it’s older than my dance routine I’ve been kissing girls since ninth grade That’s when I looked just like David Spade I kissed on girls that I liked best That’s not to say I was a full blown dyke-fest It may seem strange and down right queer But I didn’t pretend for my career I kissed on girls cause I like chicks I like chicks I mean women not the baby chicks, although I love baby chicks, those marshmellow Peeps, I try to shove them all in my mouth at the same time. What? Oh Now same sex marriage is okay California says so So you can get married if you’re gay Or if you’re a lesbo So all you homos get in line Before the voters change their minds I kissed my bride at my wedding We registered for flannel shirts and bedding I kissed Portia DeRossi How did I land this saucy Aussie Remember her on Ally McBeal She don’t look gay but she’s the real deal I kissed my girl at my wedding At my wedding And then we just got back from our honeymoon, it’s a funny word, honeymoon. Like a big moon made of honey with a lot of bees circling around it, probably going buzz and vibrating, vibrator, makes me think of something, I’ve just gotten off topic but I don’t mind. You ever wonder if fish ever go to the grocery store. Just you know, it doesn’t make any sense …
DeGeneres , Ellen , Girl , I'll , Katy , Kiss , Kissed , Lyrics , MADtv , Parody , Perry 
June 8th, 2011
carldudesons
June 8th, 2011
nicole she’s real can act, my fav star on mad tv oooppps … and bobby lee of course
shmuli9
June 8th, 2011
This is so funny, as it seems like Ellen would be rather self-deprecatory…
Pepper709
June 8th, 2011
@gymnasttwistashley13 lol
michellewhite123
June 8th, 2011
this video is nothing to get upset about i mean i am a lesbian and it doesnt offend me at all i listen to the song all the time i even have it on my phone fs people just over react sometimes
RedwoodRydah
June 8th, 2011
fucking hilarious!
gymnasttwistashley13
June 8th, 2011
@Irish111o eww…..I’m not straight……
Irish111o
June 8th, 2011
@gymnasttwistashley13 eww why are you straight??? TROLL
Irish111o
June 8th, 2011
@gymnasttwistashley13 eww why are you straight??? troll
gymnasttwistashley13
June 8th, 2011
@Irish111o ewww……why are you a lesbion????
TheLipscherry1
June 8th, 2011
SAHUSHAUSHA Katy Diva
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lipstickkxxx
June 8th, 2011
this video is nothing to get upset over it’s a spoof and i think it actually promotes equality for gays by portraying someone who is proud to be a lesbian and is real. like it says “i didn’t pretend for my career”, and girls faking homosexuality or bisexuality for attention really just adds to the problem. i’m bi and it’s no big deal
istepharella
June 8th, 2011
I love ellen, and I AM gay. I dont think it was offensive…a tad annoying, but nothing offensive. Its a joke. laugh.
LindsayLohan001
June 8th, 2011
Who did This SUCK!
Desponded1
June 8th, 2011
Hahahah! I love this! It’s brilliant! I also LOVE Ellen Degeneras! Don’t be offended.(:
funnyvamprires33
June 8th, 2011
i am bisexual and i plannin on going to Cali to get married with my gurlfriend but that would be in a few years i think xD i luv you karra <3 <3 <3
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June 8th, 2011
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lexielynn19
June 8th, 2011
lmao good video
ninjadogzs
June 8th, 2011
lol?
DebicKris
June 8th, 2011
hahahahaha u can get married if ure gay or if ure a lezbo XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
DebicKris
June 9th, 2011
i love her face when says SHE doesnt look gay but HUUUH she’s the real deal XD
mootv1
June 9th, 2011
i love it!!!
Ariza091
June 9th, 2011
Youre The One , Nicole
DebicKris
June 9th, 2011
oh my god,,,it made me cry))))hilarious))))))
Jamesbond5005
June 9th, 2011
Ha ha lol$D
Alessa27
June 9th, 2011
jajajaj great!!!!!!!!!! very funny