Really, It’s A Tribute

“And so I said ‘Your Honor! I only stole the Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 32GB Android Tablet on my doctor’s advice… and he said to take TWO tablets! Thank you! Thank you all!”

Knock Knock

“Yes? Come in, I’m decent. For now! Ha!”

Henman Youngy? That you?

“That’s what it says on my monogrammed towels! Ba-boom! Hey, you ain’t laughin’, you must’a been in that crowd.”

Mr. Youngy, you’re under arrest. Will you face the wall please, sir?

“What? Arrest? I knew I was killin’ tonight, but this is ridiculous! Ba-boom! Hey, but seriously, What did I do?”

I’m Sergeant Hugh Moreless, and I was in the crowd tonight. Heard you confess to the theft of a Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 32GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi. Crime doesn’t pay, sir. Arms up, please.

“Wait, wait! Like I said to my ex-wife when she caught me in bed with her niece: this isn’t what you think, honey!”

My name’s not Honey, sir. It’s Hugh. Left hand now, sir.

“Sergeant, you don’t understand! It was a joke! I’m a comedian! I’d never steal a classy piece of tech like a Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 32GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi.”

Sure you wouldn’t, sir. C’mon, move the leg. I gotta cuff your ankles.

“What? I mean, the Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 32GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi is great, sure, what with the 802.11n and the Bluetooth and the Android 3.1 operating system and the full-size SDXC, HDMI and USB ports, but-”

But nothing, sir. I’m tired of criminals like you bragging about your crimes up on stage. Why, just last week I was at some hip hop show with my daughter-

“You mean like Jay-Z?”

No, like bunny rabbits. They’d hip and hop and it was all pretty adorable. And I promised myself that was the kind of world I wanted to live in. The kind where men like you are in jail.

“Jail? Sergeant Moreless, you’ve gotta believe me, I never stole a Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 32GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi, I never stole anything! Honest!”

Never stole anything?

“I swear on my mother’s grave!”

Uh huh. Then why am I reading all that in Mel Brooks’ voice?

“Because… you’re having a stroke?”

Let’s go, Henman. We got a cell right by Carlos Mencia with your name on it.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Toshiba

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• With its high-resolution 10.1” diagonal wide-view LED-backlit display, Toshiba’s Thrive™ Tablet is well-sized for surfing the Web, movies, playing games, reading books and more. Engineered with our exclusive adaptive display technology; this screen adjusts brightness and contrast to the surrounding light conditions
• Get ready for the fastest, most visually-rich tablet experience you can get built around the world’s first mobile super-chip, NVIDIA® Tegra™ 2
• Forget about wimpy Web. Thanks to hardware-accelerated Adobe® Flash®, Toshiba’s Thrive™ Tablet delivers a complete Internet experience to help you explore, discover and interact
• Founded on the tablet-optimized Android 3.1 Honeycomb platform, designed from the ground up to improve your experience with devices just like it. In addition you’ll get full access to Google™ Mobile Services, Android Market™ Apps, customization tools and more
• Make older photos, clips and movies look and feel more like HD with this innovation that upconverts standard-def movies, improving sharpness and color in real-time
• Combines stereo speakers with custom sound enhancements to bring your movies, music and games to life in a way you probably never experienced before on a tablet
• Spread out, connect, expand and share with an array of full-size ports, including HDMI®, USB 2.0 and Mini USB, plus an SD card slot
• Chat, video conference and snap still pictures through a 2MP front webcam. And use a 5MP rear camera to capture photos & videos in high-def, or take advantage of augmented reality apps
• Slip-resistant, rubberized surface is comfortable to hold, so you’ll never miss a beat when chatting or emailing on the run

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Specifications:

In the box:

• Toshiba AT105-T1032 Thrive 10.1” 32GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi
• AC Adapter
• USB Cable
• Quick Start Guide

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