Yamaha 5.1 Home Theater Speaker System with Powered Subwoofer – $139.99

SitOnMyCouchella 2012

There may not be any actual bands or hipster cred for being there, but the bathrooms are cleaner. Well, somewhat cleaner, anyway.

No teenagers with an over-inflated sense of entitlement. No aging hipsters trying desperately to hold on to their dwindling youth. No crowds, no over-priced beer, and absolutely no chance for heat exhaustion as long as the air-conditioning holds out. It’s just going to be me, some buddies, whatever beer we can buy with the change we find in the couch, and our favorite bands pumping through my Yamaha 5.1 Home Theater Speaker System with Powered Subwoofer.

Heck yeah, we’re old. And guess what? I like being comfortable and could give two twists of a peghead about whether or not I lose cool points because of it. “Being there” loses a lot of its appeal when it’s followed by “being at the doctor’s office.” This 5.1-channel speaker package with its five acoustically matched speakers and 100W subwoofer gives me concert quality music reproduction that puts me as close to the action as I care to be without putting my health insurance deductible at risk.

So you kids have fun standing around in the middle of nowhere with your expensive tickets and your hopes that Radiohead might play more than eight songs in their set. We’ll just be listening to their albums on shuffle until the pizza guy gets to my place. I’m telling you, this is going to be the best time since Pete threw that Cans of Chili film festival in his garage last spring!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 2 Year Yamaha

Condition: New

Features:

Ideal for dynamic digital movie tracks and concert quality music reproduction in a cosmetically pleasing cabinet size designed to blend into any home décor
Natural Sound 5.1-channel speaker package with five acoustically matched speakers (Mains, Center and Surround speakers) and a 100W powered subwoofer, for a seamless surround sound performance
2-Way, dual woofer speakers with ¾” silk dome tweeter
Wall-mountable speakers
Magnetic shielding (all speakers)
Removable grille [front, center and surround]
8” 100W subwoofer with Advanced Yamaha Active Servo Technology II for deep, powerful bass
Advanced Yamaha Active Servo Technology (Advanced YST):
– This is a unique system in which the speaker and amplifier work together to cancel out impedance so the speaker unit has a perfectly linear motion
– Advanced YST helps to ensure the highest levels of sound pressure and overall performance

Comparison Chart of NS-SP3800 & NS-SP1800 (Advantages in Red)

Specifications – Speakers
Type:	2-Way Acoustic Suspension
Speakers:	2-1/2” woofer x 2, 3/4” silk dome tweeter
Frequency Range:	100Hz – 35kHz
Impedance:	6 ohms
Nominal Input:	30 W
Maximum Input:	100 W
Sensitivity:	82dB/2.83 V/m
Crossover Frequency:	4 kHz
Removable Grills:	Yes
Magnetic Shielding:	Yes
Dimensions:	Main and Surround Speakers:10.25”W x 3.625”H x 4.375”D Center Speaker: 3.625”W x 10.125”H x 4.375”D
Weight:	Main and Surround Speakers: 3.09 lbs. Center Speaker: 2.98 lbs.

Specifications – Subwoofer
Type:	Advanced Yamaha Active Servo Technology II
Driver:	8” cone woofer (Magnetically shielded type)
Output Power:	50 W
Dynamic Power:	100 W
Frequency Response:	28 Hz – 200 Hz
Input Sensitivity:	50 mV (50 Hz, 50 W/5ohms)
Power Consumption:	45 W
Dimensions:	11.375”W x 11.375”H x 12.875”D
Weight:	18.75 lbs.